Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Strippers or Quiz...

So, one of my dearest friends has been determined to drag me along to a male strippers night tonight. At the same time I was asked to go to a quiz night. So, I pose this question to you, dear readers, which do you think sounds a bit more like me?

If you answered strippers I'm afraid you're a trifle wrong. It's not that I don't enjoy the male figure, because I do. But my ideal male figure does not align to that of a stripper. Unless they happen to be holding a copy of Slaughterhouse 5, Dune or even Harry Potter.

I also have nothing against male strippers or strippers in general. What they choose to do is their business and, as long as they aren't hurting anyone, who am I to care? I also have nothing against people who go to the shows. I'm just not a big fan of bulging muscles and male thongs. Female thongs are pretty bloody scary as well, but that's another story for another time...or maybe never.

Instead, I will be attending a local quiz night, which is much more my cuppa tea. It will be my first time going to a quiz night in New Zealand though I have been to a couple in London, which I thoroughly enjoyed. Plus, it will be a little cheaper and, in my case, a lot more mentally stimulating.

The only problem at the moment is that I have misplaced my glasses. Normally when this happens I find them in the most bizarre of places such as in the fridge or on top of the toilet. I really do wonder what goes on in my head.

Anyway, short post tonight. I have to go soon and I still have to finish washing my clothes and finding those glasses. Until Friday..DFTBA.

P.S. My 'This Star Won't Go Out' bracelet arrived in the mail today. I'm happy. And sad.

11 comments:

  1. never been to a male strip bar and I dont plan on going any time soon. lol.

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  2. Fair enough. As you can tell...not my standard fare. :)

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  3. If it's any consolation, I'd join you at the quiz night rather than see a stripper. And that's of the female variety, mind you. Brandon loves to go... he dragged me to one for my bachelor party. But having a big pair of fake boobs in my face, from a fake girl with the acting skills of a 5 year old who's trying to "turn me on" by talking dirty... it's laughable. I'd rather be impressing people with my inane bits of random trivia that are floating around my skull. I say bravo.

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  4. @A Beer for the Shower - exactly! Thanks.

    @Jessica - thanks.

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  5. what about Plutarch's Lives?

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  6. @-E- Of course. I wasn't really thinking while writing this so please accept my apologies. :)

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  7. I would prefer a quiz over male strippers, then again i'm a man and straight.

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  8. Fair enough. I'd accept that choice as well. :)

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  9. Heh - Stupidly, I had left them on top of the DVD player. So, not the weirdest place but still unusual.

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